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cellphone waiting lot chic
ain’t none to do but sweat and chain smoke and read sandman
plz dont look at my busted lip
jack is trying to boost my self confidence about my lip

i just realized i made a drunk post about how much i love tom hanks last night and i deleted it out of embarrassment, but no he is a rad actor and everyone should like him and not judge me for wanting to sleep with him.

2headedsnake:

Denis Dubois

(artist found via fer1972)

i have a lot of respect for the rabbi at my school but he’s legally blind and doesn’t like smokers so if i see him and i’m smoking i just don’t say hi and he doesn’t notice.

(via dunda-head-deactivated20130525)

also if anyone knows a good quick fix for a fat lip plz let me know cause i look fucking disgusting
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i have this really nast fat lip and there’s no ice in the dorm fridge so i am using someone’s unlabeled frozen broccoli
um
omg

gas station creep:
-don’t ask me what color my eyes areĀ 
-don’t call me babygirl
-do not fucking touch my arm to look at my tattoos

i’d recommend avoiding the older white man with the lazy eye and the leather jacket if you have to go to the xtramart today. i ran into him at a gas station on the way back from the train station a couple of days ago and i guess now he’s around where i live and go to school yay.